[She's busy tapping away at her watch, hoping to find something she's missed, when she glances up at Tifa's groan. She stares at the t-shirts for a moment, and when comprehension dawns, she...

Hides a laugh in her fist.] That's ridiculous. [She starts to chuckle in earnest, because it is ridiculous. This felt like a fever dream. She half expects that if she pinches herself she'll wake up. Except she'd tried that a few minutes ago, and it hadn't.] This place is a piece of work. I'd really like to get one good look at the pervert who dreamed this up.

Well, alright. Looks like we're up a creek. White or black — what's your preference? The shirt you can turn inside-out, 'cept, [a little shrug] I've got a feeling we won't be the only ones wandering around, dressed like idiots.

[Might as well own it!]